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Old Sep 22, 2006, 05:54 AM // 05:54   #1981
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*tickles metalicagrl*
*forgot to take off my metal claws*
*licks blood off of metal claws*
*slices bacon in half and eats him*
*cuts pauls arm off and eat out his torso while he still lives*
*sips beer which got blood in it*
*sips fresh beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 05:56 AM // 05:56   #1982
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did u just try to tickle me???? now that is wrong, on sooooo many levels.

*stays asleep*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #1983
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*whispers to wammo* she really does love it. i think she wants more!
*sits back, drinks beer, waits for drama to unfold*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #1984
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in case you cant tell i tickled you with metal claws so it was more like i cut you many times

*pulls out loud horn*
*uses horn in metalicagrls ear*
*laughs at metalicagrl, then realising she cant hear me*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #1985
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go f*** ur self, red.

*sips beer* (at least i dont live in a red light district)
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:03 AM // 06:03   #1986
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well at least i get 100% discounts because i live in the red light district
*laughs at metalicagrls foolishness*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #1987
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whoa ... this is getting interesting.
*grabs popcorn*
*drinks beer*
*watches the show*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #1988
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*kicks prism in the nuts*

ur right, bacon, i do love it!
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:05 AM // 06:05   #1989
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*thinks to myself "man i wish i had beer, oh well hard liqor for me"*
*dodges nut shot and pulls out my titty twister machine*
*uses titty twister machine*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:07 AM // 06:07   #1990
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*wacks prism over the head with chair*

*SIPS BEER*
*runs away and sits down as to make it look like it wasn't me*
using a purple nurple on a girl is just wrong!!!!!!!
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:10 AM // 06:10   #1991
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i know its just wrong, thats why i have a machine to do it for me
*farts in metalicagrls face*
*runs away before getting knocked out by my own gas*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:11 AM // 06:11   #1992
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*runs away*

someone kill him for me!!!!!!
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14   #1993
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*laughs at metalicagrl trying to run away w/o sprint*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:17 AM // 06:17   #1994
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LOL
silly kids
*drinks beer*
*hallucinates*
whoa...
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #1995
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*smacks extra bacon over the head with a frying pan*
*cooks bacon*
*eats bacon*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #1996
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yeah, well, i g2g.
cya peoples!

*finishes beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:21 AM // 06:21   #1997
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great, now i have to find myself another body double.
*sighs*
*drinks beer*
cya lil one!
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:21 AM // 06:21   #1998
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Slaps metalicagrl with a trout.
Gets giant panda for bacon.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:22 AM // 06:22   #1999
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*laughs at metalicagrls g2gness when shes clearly an anime lover who stays up all night watching shows*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 22, 2006, 06:23 AM // 06:23   #2000
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*throws a bear at doom*
eat up, piggy.
*roshambos prism*
heheh
*drinks beer*
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